
Though Bacon is young and trim now, his bad habits could eventually catch up to him. This was painfully illustrated by this, um, fine specimen on the third day of our trek. We found him, bitter and alone on our lunch table. His advice to our friend Bacon?
“This world is rough. If a pig’s gonna make it, he’s gotta be tough. And Son, always grab at least one of your nipples.”
We left soon after the Johnny Cash quoting sage became enraged after we snapped this photo of him. Bacon, who was visibly upset by the whole ordeal, later told us that he’s sworn himself off the hard stuff.
We’ll believe it when we see it, Bacon.
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